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Michael Celestial Exalted

Joined: 07 Jul 2004 Posts: 1224 Location: In a poorly shaded shelter within the Great Burning Waste
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:43 pm Post subject: |
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| kevin wrote: | Terry, I think that just goes with the job. Apparently, the GM sadism is nothing new for Michael from what I've heard!  |
Don't get people started! _________________ I like my coffee like I like my women. COVERED IN BEES! -Izzard |
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kevin King

Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 296
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Too late, they already vented a couple weeks ago! |
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Dr. Spank Minor God

Joined: 09 Jul 2004 Posts: 522 Location: A ways south
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:55 pm Post subject: |
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But not me! Hell, if you think this is sadistic, try having the GM turn your character into a shiny volleyball then spend the rest of the session saying "No really this is better, just wait." Then when you eventually bite and say "how is it better?" and he replies all you have to do is make an intellegence check, and then you say "but my intelligence is only 7." He'll reply back "Oh. Well I guess I should have looked at your sheet."
Or the other time when he has you fight so sword chick who in round one gets a critical hit to your right eye, and in round two a critical hit to your left eye.
Or the time when his bastet goes Celina on your ass and tears you limb from limb… wait that wasn't me.  |
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Juan Valdez Terrestrial Exalted

Joined: 15 Jul 2004 Posts: 637 Location: Not Quite All There
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Michael wrote: | | Well, stick a sock in it then! |
I have. Why do you think I'm still in this? _________________ What exactly do you mean by "You're dead"? |
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kevin King

Joined: 28 Jul 2004 Posts: 296
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:58 pm Post subject: |
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| I think I understand why Michael is now doomed to always be the GM and cannot afford to be a player in someone else's game! |
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Juan Valdez Terrestrial Exalted

Joined: 15 Jul 2004 Posts: 637 Location: Not Quite All There
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Dr. Spank wrote: | But not me! Hell, if you think this is sadistic, try having the GM turn your character into a shiny volleyball then spend the rest of the session saying "No really this is better, just wait." Then when you eventually bite and say "how is it better?" and he replies all you have to do is make an intellegence check, and then you say "but my intelligence is only 7." He'll reply back "Oh. Well I guess I should have looked at your sheet."
Or the other time when he has you fight so sword chick who in round one gets a critical hit to your right eye, and in round two a critical hit to your left eye.
Or the time when his bastet goes Celina on your ass and tears you limb from limb… wait that wasn't me.  |
Did we mention the time that the wormy, weasely, little Ratkin talked his way out of getting eviscerated by the entire party? Wait, he wasn't GM then. Maybe it's just a trait of Michael.
At least your fro could talk. _________________ What exactly do you mean by "You're dead"? |
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PG Primordial

Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Posts: 459 Location: Here and there
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Dr. Spank wrote: | Or the time when his bastet goes Celina on your ass and tears you limb from limb… wait that wasn't me.  |
Nope, that was me. My character killing his character in a blood frenzied rage. And it wasn't tearing him limb from limb so much as it was in one swipe of my claws totally carving out his chest cavity of all vital organs.  |
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Michael Celestial Exalted

Joined: 07 Jul 2004 Posts: 1224 Location: In a poorly shaded shelter within the Great Burning Waste
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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Stupid aggravated damage. What's a human to do!? _________________ I like my coffee like I like my women. COVERED IN BEES! -Izzard |
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Yoritomo Toyotomi Citizen

Joined: 27 Sep 2004 Posts: 28 Location: Isle of Yoritomo
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Daidoji Hoto wrote: | Clan Champions,
Bayushi Inari is now an enemy of the Empire. He is stripped of his position as Captain of the Imperial Guard. He has stood with the traitorous armies of Ken'ichi and the Scorpion and will be considered such to the rest of the Empire. Inari has abandoned the position to help protect the Empire by joining with the forces of Ken'ichi. Whichever samurai returns the Ancestral Sword of the Hantei to Otosan Uchi, will become the new Captain of the Imperial Guard, if they so desire to protect the Empire and our Emperor. Bayushi Inari has now dishonored the name he was so proud of, he has betrayed the trust of those men who he commanded, and has placed dishonor upon our Emperor by his actions.
Actions such as these cannot go unpunished and if I were Emerald Champion, Inari would be challenged to a duel. Since I am not, I will allow Morimoto-san time to issue such a challenge, before I take the responsibility to defend our Emperor myself.
In Honorable Service,
Daidoji Hoto |
Bayushi Inari,
You are an honorless, treacherous cur unworthy to continue to draw breath upon the Emperor's lands.
You have dishonored the Ancestral Sword of the Hantei, you have shamed the position of Captain of the Imperial Guard, you have disgraced the honor of those whom placed their trust in you, you have insulted the Emperor and all his retinue and you have shown yourself no better than the Scorpion scum that once again attempts to threaten the Jade Throne.
You are beneath the attentions of the Emperor, the Regent and the Emerald Champion. As such I will meet you at the time and place your choosing and there I will separate your head from your shoulders thereby restoring honor to the position of Captain of the Guard when I return the Ancestral Sword of the Hantei to its rightful place in Otosan Uchi. At my side as the new Captain of the Imperial Guard.
I would prefer to meet you along the great Kaiu wall so that the eta may kick your body onto the dust and dirt of the Shadowlands among the filth and corruption of the Shadowlands where you belong, but as I am a man of honor I will await your answer.
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Scotty Blotter

Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 296 Location: The side of the universe farthest from Tattoine.
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:25 pm Post subject: Of Honor |
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The true meaning of honor eludes me.
It eludes all of us.
I was raised to believe that honor was obedience to ones lord no matter the circumstances. His orders were unquestionable, his actions infalable, and his motives the will of the Kami. The greatest honor was to serve without hesitation at every order and die by the hand of your lords enemy defending his actions.
This was a lie.
I should have suspected as much being raised by Bayushi Genji, father of three and the true Master of Lies.
I followed the path set before me to Otosan Uchi at the request of Wampei. I served him as I would my lord Ken'ichi and I was looked down upon by all clans as 'dishonorable' for serving him. I continued my post under Hoto as regent, still being scrutinized by all as dishonorable but now because I was Scorpion and all Scorpion are 'up to something'. Finally, against all judgement I returned home at the request of my lord Ken'ichi to drive out the occupiers of Shosuro and return Scorpion lands to the Scorpion and for this, for following the path of honor, for not questioning my lord and for preparing to sacrifice myself on his word I have been publicily denounced as dishonorable.
This is a game that I will no longer play. I forsake the name Bayushi, it means nothing to me now. I forsake my 'honor' for 'honor' has no meaning. I will now do what is right rather than what is honorable. I will bring justice where there is none and I will set right what is wrong.
Saito, your words mean nothing to me. I decline your request to duel, I decline all requests to duel. If you want my head then try and find me. If you want the sword it is in the ruins of Kuyden Shosuro on the spot where my mentor commited seppuku rather than continue to follow the corrupt Ken'ichi.
-Inari _________________ "...The Scorpion have purchased a large quantity of Gaijin black power..."
Chase:
"CRAP" |
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kevin King

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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 7:47 pm Post subject: |
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Inari, there are those who would use honor as a weapon to deceive us. It is true that it is honorable to serve those above you but there are times when even the greatest fall and betray the Empire. Duty and honor to the Empire are above duty and honor to your clan. Ken'ichi has been compromised by the forces of evil and no longer is your leader. He leads the great Scorpion clan down an evil path. Do not follow in his footsteps. Someone must remain who can restore the Scorpion clan to its proper place. The Scorpion clan had a different honor than other clans but Ken'ichi has forsaken honor, duty, and good. There is no dishonor is opposing him for he no longer serves your clan nor the Empire. You were correct to question him and you should never have felt the need to obey him once he set upon his path of destruction.
We all wish to see the Scorpion lands purged of this evil and returned back to the honorable and righteous Scorpion. Do not let Ken'ichi's downfall be your own. I do not wish to see any more samurai fall to the path of darkness.
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Dr. Spank Minor God

Joined: 09 Jul 2004 Posts: 522 Location: A ways south
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 11:02 pm Post subject: |
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"Honorable? Righteousness? These are but adjectives used to deplore your enemies. But purge. Now Purge is a verb I'm well aware of. There is no opinion or interpretation in purge. Either something has been purged or not. There is no in between. This, Emerald Champion, I shall bring upon you. For if the Ancestral sword of the Hatei remains unclaimed I shall take it and walk amoungst you as 'Capt. of the Imperial Guard.' All the more to draw a Paragon into my web!"
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