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Juan Valdez Terrestrial Exalted

Joined: 15 Jul 2004 Posts: 637 Location: Not Quite All There
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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Now wait a minute. Wampei was the one that appointed Toyotomi to Emerald Champion.
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Bitch Slapping the Voice of the Emperor
Limited: Target a personality of the player with the highest honor. Destroy one of your personaities to destroy a target personality of equal or lesser Chi.
Focus 4 _________________ What exactly do you mean by "You're dead"? |
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Michael Celestial Exalted

Joined: 07 Jul 2004 Posts: 1224 Location: In a poorly shaded shelter within the Great Burning Waste
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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The Mantis Have No Boats!?!
All cards with the Naval Trait are bowed.
"What do you MEAN the Mantis have no boats?! They're the freakin' MANTIS!" _________________ I like my coffee like I like my women. COVERED IN BEES! -Izzard |
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Jer Minor God

Joined: 14 Aug 2004 Posts: 466 Location: On a chair
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:13 pm Post subject: |
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The power of Evil.
You may only play this card if your honor is above 15. You must have a personality with the Shadowlands or Shadow trait and bow them. Once played, all your printed Force goes up by +1. You can't lose any provinces and your gold production triples. You lose 10 Honor. Good luck finding any friends.
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"Apparently there is no benefit to staying honorable and opposing the Shadowlands. Only cool things come from being evil, nothing cool comes from being good." _________________ This is not a fish! I was promised a FISH! - Jer |
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Michael Celestial Exalted

Joined: 07 Jul 2004 Posts: 1224 Location: In a poorly shaded shelter within the Great Burning Waste
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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 _________________ I like my coffee like I like my women. COVERED IN BEES! -Izzard |
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Jer Minor God

Joined: 14 Aug 2004 Posts: 466 Location: On a chair
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:21 pm Post subject: |
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I'm allowed to vent some frustration as I choose. I'm sure there are those that agree with me on that card.  _________________ This is not a fish! I was promised a FISH! - Jer |
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Michael Celestial Exalted

Joined: 07 Jul 2004 Posts: 1224 Location: In a poorly shaded shelter within the Great Burning Waste
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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We all know evil is cool. It has great fringe benefits, but a really crappy retirement plan. _________________ I like my coffee like I like my women. COVERED IN BEES! -Izzard |
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PG Primordial

Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Posts: 459 Location: Here and there
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 4:34 pm Post subject: |
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Yes, they all die suddenly and mysteriously by turn 17!
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asa Primordial

Joined: 01 Jan 1970 Posts: 342
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Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2005 5:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Michael wrote: | | We all know evil is cool. It has great fringe benefits, but a really crappy retirement plan. |
Fuck that. The "Crappy retirement plan" is, in this game, "lose 5 character points, redistribute stats to better meet the challenges you will face, and change the character's name". The people with the crappy retirement plan are the good guys who get killed by the overpowered bad guys.
My frustration level with this game is so high its a downright miracle I haven't quit yet. I've typed 'Fuck it, I quit.' so many times and not pressed the submit button I'm surprised its not the default text when I open up a reply. |
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Dr. Spank Minor God

Joined: 09 Jul 2004 Posts: 522 Location: A ways south
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Don't quit, Chase, who will make me pay for my evil ways? |
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PG Primordial

Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Posts: 459 Location: Here and there
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Um, the rest of the clans? |
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The Dragon Prince

Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 119
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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Sounds like Jon wants to be dominated...perhaps looking for a daddy to punish him for being a bad boy? I always had my suspicions about him..... -T. _________________ I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup. -Eddie Izzard |
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Juan Valdez Terrestrial Exalted

Joined: 15 Jul 2004 Posts: 637 Location: Not Quite All There
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Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2005 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Dr. Spank wrote: | | Don't quit, Chase, who will make me pay for my evil ways? |
Mr. .44 with an addendum from Mr 9mm _________________ What exactly do you mean by "You're dead"? |
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Michael Celestial Exalted

Joined: 07 Jul 2004 Posts: 1224 Location: In a poorly shaded shelter within the Great Burning Waste
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:06 pm Post subject: |
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Oh ho! Check out status for L5R character through The Hidden Emperor, in both L5R system and d20! Could your character beat up Yakamo? Shahai? TOTURI?
http://www.l5r.com/rpg/products/l5r_he_whoswho.pdf _________________ I like my coffee like I like my women. COVERED IN BEES! -Izzard |
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