Turn - 15: Talking Smack

Jer · Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:45 pm Post subject: Turn - 15: Talking Smack

Get those Turn sheets in so we can start talking smack to each other. Or at least against those that are being attacked/defending/cringing in fear/ swimming.

Jer
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Michael · Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:57 pm Post subject:

Well, I think I have Crab, Crane, Gaijin, Mantis, Lion.

I don't have: Phoenix, Scorpion, Dragon, Unicorn.
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PG · Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:33 pm Post subject:

Why should we wait to talk smack? Lets start now on those who haven't turned in their turn sheets yet. SLACKERS!!!!

Michael · Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:35 pm Post subject:

I shouldn't participate, as I often get my turn sheets back late...

slackers
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Juan Valdez · Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:36 pm Post subject:

Yeah. I hope you built up a lot of forces in Mirumoto, Terry, cause I've got a massive fleet gonna be landing their this Turn and you are going DOWN!
And I hope everyone in court is ready for the massive round of courtiering Toyotomi is going to pull out as he goes full-bore for the Imperial Favor this turn.
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PG · Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:43 pm Post subject:

True, with Toyotomi's earth score I bet he's not too concerned about getting the black collar. Its a shame none of my characters will be at court to watch him make a fool of himself. Ah well. Wink

Jer · Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:54 pm Post subject:

Toyotomi is the Paragon of Dim Whit, Mazumi said so. As it stands, no matter which of my northern provinces I went to, I'd have a chance to get infected with the freaking plague, so I don't really have much choice now..heh.

Jer
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Kakita Tanaka · Citizen Joined: 13 Sep 2004 Posts: 32

Haha Tonsu, I killed your boss Ishak. Not even 8 of him was enough to defeat me. To bad you chose the loosing side.

Tanaka

Juan Valdez · Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:32 pm Post subject:

There's something to be said for being nigh-invulnerable.
Next Turn keeps your eyes open for the debut of the big blue Mantis. With antennae.
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Michael · Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:03 pm Post subject:

[As Tonsu]

"What was that? I thought I heard an annoying buzzing, but I couldn't make it out over the screams of the Daidoji peasants I'm systematically slaughtering and converting to my undead legions. Oh well, I'm sure it wasn't important."
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PG · Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:22 pm Post subject:

The first challenge for your big blue mantis with antennae, Joel, is to....EAT THIS KITTEN!

Michael · Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:32 pm Post subject:

[As Tonsu]

They're best raw, with a little wasabi. Like sushi. Mmmm....kittens.... Drool

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Juan Valdez · Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:36 pm Post subject:

Tonsu's still in Daidoji?!? ALRIGHT!!! Smacky-smack is on! I guessed right. Boo-ya boo-ya boo-ya.

OOG: Toyotomi takes the kitten in his hand, looks at it, sprinkles it with soy sauce and pops it in his mouth. "Mmmmmm.... kitty-stir fry"
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The Dragon · Prince Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 119

No, I would say that Mirumoto isn't my best defended province. But if somebody takes it...it will be fun getting it back, so all-in-all, sounds good to me! At least things are getting interesting. Wink

-T.
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Dr. Spank · Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 3:28 pm Post subject:

You know, one of the greatest crimes that humanity has ever witnessed is that "The Tick" has never been released on DVD. The horror!